'What should we point it at first?' I 'unno. Try it on me - Ow! My sperm! 'Wow, neat! Mind if I try that again?' Huh, didn't hurt that time.. (S1 E13 - 'Fry and the Slurm Factory') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments

♫ 'You're a hero, Homer J!' ♪ 'You're as crafty as a skunk..' ♪ 'They'll thank you in the morning for stealing Flanders' junk!' 'Homer Jay!' ♬ ♪ 'You're a double-bacon genius-burger and just a little drunk!' ♫ (S15 E7 - 'Tis the Fifteenth Season') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments

Thanks for giving me my old job back. 'I'm afraid it's not that simple. As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the 'plague'. Uh, sir, that's the plaque. 'Ah yes, the special demotivational plaque to break what's left of your spirit.' (S6 E13 - 'And Maggie Makes Three') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments