In the latest "SNL" cold open, James Austin Johnson's President Trump hosted his own version of the Oscars, featuring Mike Myers' return as Elon Musk.

SNL cold open skewers Trump’s obsession with winning prizes – and taking other people’s: ‘I love me!’ - The opening sketch also featured impressions of Kristi Noem, Elon Musk, Stephen Miller, and Arge

Alexander Skarsgård Monologue -- He really is tall. Skarsgård doesn't spend a moment talking about himself, but instead uses the 1,000th episode of SNL to spotlight the band playing behind him (and also does a goofy sax thing). Not that funny, but generous. (Score: 5 out of 10)

They had the chance to stand up in front of a national audience and wasted it,' one disappointed viewer pointed out.

"Saturday Night Live" is back, kicking things off with a rapid-fire cold open catching up on the biggest headlines since the show has been gone.

Trump hosted the show, which had categories like Best Picture (of me), Best Foreign Film -- which went to no one -- and Best Kiss. The sketch featured Vice President JD Vance (Jeremy Culhane), Kristi Noem (Ashley Padilla), Stephen Miller (Andrew Dismukes) and Argentinian President Javier Milei (Marcello Hernandez).

The "One Battle After Another" star makes her hosting debut, with Brooklyn rockers Geese as musical guest.