“Sometimes I want to socialize but I don't want to talk I just want to be around like a cat” ...

"Just spent a solid 5 or so minutes on and off talking to a pair of black crocs that I thought was my cat underneath my desk" ...

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"When he was little, my son asked me, 'What if a clown died on my birthday? And what if his name was Hickory Smoked Sausage?' I had no legitimate response." ...